It turns out that hackers are putting pictures underneath my pictures! Those dirty bastards! How can they do that?!?! Seriously... how can they do that? Regardless, I needed to check this out for myself.
So, I started by checking underneath the picture of me in my 1337 whip. As I moved my picture over (using the same magic the hackers did to put pictures under other pictures), I was horrified to see that underneath my picture was a badly photoshopped picture of the president either riding or "extending the executive branch" to a goat. NO! DAMN YOU H4x0R5! Do you realize how much Armorall it is going to take to get the goat fluids out of my 1337 whip? You're going to pay for this, hackers!
So, I'm totally petrified. If they can get underneath my 1337 whip, they can get underneath any of my pictures in order to insert random idiotic pictures for no real purpose that would do them any good at all. With great caution, I slowly moved aside my u17r41337 Sponge Bob Square Holly pic. Underneath it, I discovered an even worsely photoshopped picture of the same damn goat superimposed on my picture of the Big Kitty Monty Brown! Those hackers stole my picture, goated it up, and shoved it underneath another one of my pictures! What kind of sick bastards would do such a thing? Then, it hit me... all this time... it wasn't hackers...IT WAS THAT DAMN GOAT!
...or, I guess MySpace's database of thumbnails in "safe edit mode" could be completely hosed. That could be it...
Andy
