Tom, you lying mother f***er!

So, I went on MySpace today, despite my better judgment, and was greeted with an urgent message from that douche Tom.

hey folks! I wanted to let you know there's a new MySpace mobile site where you can access your myspace for free on any phone. Just go to mobile.myspace.com on your phone's web browser!

Wait... any phone? 1337! I was so in to try this out. I was dying to see how this would actually work.

So, I went and picked up my 1337 rotary phone. Hmm, no MySpace yet. Step one...

go to mobile.myspace.com on your phone's web browser!

My phone's web browser? Ohhhh, they must mean the rotary dial! Ok then...
662459 ... wait, "."... where the f*** is "." on my phone? I'll just use "0" instead. It's kinda dot shaped. Start over...
662459069772230266

It's ringing... hello? Is Tom there? What do you mean there's no Tom there? You Californians are all douches! What? You're in Mississippi? TOM! YOU SON OF A BITCH! You used a fake URL!

I hate you, Tom, you lying mother f***er.

Andy