Never Clean Your Toilet AgainNow, naturally, I don't open emails like this. They are scams! However, I couldn't resist the temptation to take their advice and never clean my toilet again. I mean, it's less work for me, and maybe a little toilet leprechaun will kaboom out of my crapper with a pot of gold.
Well, some time had went by, and I was starting to doubt their advice. I know, I shouldn't lose faith so easily, but it was starting to really stink in there! I thought on the subject a bit, and finally came to the conclusion that the sender was not a native English speaker. Perhaps when they said clean, they meant flush. Of course! That had to be it! They meant:
Never Flush Your Toilet AgainIt made perfect sense!
Well, some more time has went by, and I can't say things have improved. I'm really starting to doubt Kaboom® Free Samples' advice now. Nothing spectacular has happened, and it is becoming increasingly harder to use my toilet. I now have to hover over it hanging from the towel rack to use it. Lately, I'm finding it easier just to go to Home Depot.
You've got one more week Kaboom® Free Samples. Something magical better happen or I'm going to be pissed.
Andy
