MySpace has now declared war on your favorite 1337 Ninja Prime Minister. They've done it, of all places, in an ad for some crap called MySpace Secret Shows. I was ready to login so I could see all the messages I got from sex starved porn girls, ringtone scammers, and the makers of this weird hydraulic wiener sling thingy, when I looked to the left and saw the ad, which was a blatant and intentional shot at ME, Prime Minister Ninja Andrew Nathaniel Panda Jr.
It's obviously a thinly veiled message that people should shoot at me! Ok, I know some of my readers may be slow and less 1337 than me, so I've constructed a visual aid so that you can picture their real thoughts.
All you have to do is lighten the color of the original and add a 1337 bandanna, and... oh my god, it's ME!
Well, it's almost me. They gave me a gun to make me more threatening and evil. I prefer a sword as my weapon of choice. Once you've made all those changes, behold! Their hidden agenda to trick porn girls, spammers, and wiener sling salespersons into shooting me becomes plain as day! Well, two can play at this game!
I think this version of the ad is far superior to the Andy threatening version. It's so beautiful that it chokes me up a bit. Actually, I think that's going to be my desktop wallpaper for a while. Ah, 1337!
Ok, we're even now, Tom. Don't pull this Panda threat crap anymore!
Andy