The Crush

So, I got a message on MySpace earlier from the butt of a girl named Serena. I figure it was from her butt, because that is all you can see in her picture. Of course, maybe the girl's name is Nikki or something, and her butt's name is Serena. That would be crazy. Anyway, her message went as follows:

Hey I've been reading about you for a while and kinda have a crush lol. I wrote you a long message but it was too big for my space so I put it in my profile..

<3Love

Actually, maybe the message was from her thong, which you can also see in the picture. The thong's name would be <3Love. Yep, that makes sense. The account belongs to Nikki's butt, Serena, but Serena's thong, <3Love, wrote the message to me. Holy crap. The thong on the butt of a crazy girl who registered a MySpace account for her ass has a crush on me. How do I react to that? Maybe I should look at her profile.

Hmm, this chick's butt is warped. Under books, it claims that it reads "Miracle on th Street." Hmm, maybe you can't see numbers if you only have one brown eye.

Eww, Serena's only friend is Tom. Boo!

Anyway, I couldn't find that long message <3Love left on Serena's profile. There were just a bunch of lame graphical links to Nikki, Serena, and <3Love's affiliated scams.

Sorry <3Love, but I'm too busy to mess around with you if you're going to make things difficult. Now, to see if the webmaster of Andyville.org has replied to me...

Andy