The other day I saw this ad for Yahoo Answers:
This intrigued me. Urkel needed to know an answer to a question regarding a Yahoo product, but since Yahoo's online FAQs and paid support staff are completely useless, the Winslows' clumsy, nerdy neighbor had to turn to the unwashed masses at Yahoo Answers.
Now, I didn't want to cost Yahoo Answers any ad revenue because of Urkel's silly problem, so I didn't click on the banner. Instead, I used my previous experience with Yahoo Answers to construct a simulation of what the answers to his question may have looked like.
(Note: Simulation may contain 93% actual Yahoo Answers. No actual ids were used.)Answers
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treard | | DUMB QUESTION!!!!
2 months ago - Report abuse |
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drater | | u r a cunpleet an udder f***tard. Nexxxt!
2 months ago - Report abuse |
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al obama | | Are you kidding me?
1 month ago - Report abuse |
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clyde4pres | | I have heard of it, but what is it?
1 month ago - Report abuse |
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pwainrttohn | | The Dr. told me my brain don't work right.
1 month ago - Report abuse |
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PreTARD | | omg are you really that stupid?
1 month ago - Report abuse |
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TARD | | wait for the right moment, nah mean? and if u dont kno when that is, its like when ur staring into each others eyes for a few nd shes smilin, not too long because it gets weird, then just do it
also, 3 days doesnt mean u cant cuz ive f***ed on tha first date wit a girl who had a man so depends on her u know?
3 weeks ago - Report abuse |
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PostTARD | | lol
this is soo a playoff of mah question
=]
HAHAHA
3 weeks ago - Report abuse |
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ReTARD | | then the war would start and i would tickle you till you peed
3 weeks ago - Report abuse |
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sploogebob | | havent you seen sponge bob!!! duh!!
2 weeks ago - Report abuse |
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stiffpants | | i deleted mine.
they suck.
seriously dont get one.
complete and utter waste of time, and change people and inflate their heads and egos.
im gonna kill that guy who invented it.
2 weeks ago - Report abuse |
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tom | | I have a myspace. Thanks a lot now I want a taco.
1 week ago - Report abuse |
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douchehick | | You're all complete and utter morons. Each and every one of you need to do the world a favor and go kill yourselves 6 or 7 times. The remainder of you who are too stupid to be able to kill yourselves need to go play in a CDC biohazard area until you die. If you still live, go hand Andy Nierman a gun and kick him in the nuts.
1 week ago - Report abuse |
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therealdubya | | Boobs are sore, have to pee constantly, tired and hungry all the time; then you pee on the stick and it turns blue
6 days ago - Report abuse |
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imedgebitch | | Teh Mizz (DUH. You think so....? Give me six months to get in shape and *I* could beat him down. Not that I want to beat up the *retarded* normally, but there you go...)
6 days ago - Report abuse |
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ho4higher | | ????????wtf????????
5 days ago - Report abuse |
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cen4 | | I LOVE CENA
4 days ago - Report abuse |
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trogdor | | Cena blows!
4 days ago - Report abuse |
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ninjadream | | Get a life. You're just asking questions and being stupid. You know that people can click on your picture and see the questions you've asked, right? Don't be stupid.
4 days ago - Report abuse |
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nudeboy | | BECUZ THERE DUMB AND IGNORATN,THAT IS STUPID AND BELEIVEIN WHAT THE MEDIA SAYS INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR THE FACTS!!!!!
3 days ago - Report abuse |
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plastico | | THOUGHTS...... UMMM... USE SPELL CHECK
3 days ago - Report abuse |
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chinkodemayo | | my answer is really good, but I don't want you to read it. Haha.
3 days ago - Report abuse |
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sonjay dutt | | NO U DUMB F U C K STorylines bro?
3 days ago - Report abuse |
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yomomma | | I wanna have sex all the time...even when I am busy. I'll drop anything for sex.
2 days ago - Report abuse |
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peabutnutter | | Wate, ima girl and i dont want to be rushed into somthing. wate till teh moment is rite. trust me ull no.
2 days ago - Report abuse |
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trader | | i luv hbk da showstopper shawn michaels
1 day ago - Report abuse |
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whitprders | | merder always
23 hours ago - Report abuse |
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tuboat_stupid | | i no got one...do not need
18 hours ago - Report abuse |
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tehbesterestest | | Hi. I'm a horse woman from Canada, so I obviously cannot answer the specifics
3 hours ago - Report abuse |
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loveflame | | if ur are hot send me some pics
13 minutes ago - Report abuse |
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Poor Urkel. Now he'll never be able to impress Laura by setting up her email for her.
Andy
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