Friday, October 10, 2008

MySpace Applications!

I think this is getting out of control. MySpace has applications, and everyone is playing them... and I do mean everyone:
Andy Nierman's Mobster

Those people aside, people who have good websites do too, like me, your 1337 Prime Minister! Sure, the apps are pretty lame. Sure, there are 4000 versions of the one same f***ing app... but since there's apps there now, there are less of Tom's precious ads for gay guys having sex! Hooray!

That Nerd Douche Cray even made friggin' property calculators for Mobsters, Heroes, Mafia Wars, Dragon Wars, Pirates - Rule the Caribbean, Outworld, Rockstars, Vampires, Gangster, Street Racing, Gang Wars, Mob Wars, and Special Forces on Andyville. What a dork.

These apps are pissing me off though. They are all the same friggin' thing, but everyone tries to act like they are all unique. Now, they all have the stupidest new feature. They are all shilling for their own personal poker sites. I get that for the mob games, but why would vampires be playing poker? What the hell does poker have to do with street racing? What is wrong with you greedy assholes? Are you so desperate to cash in on the success of something that you have to attach something completely unrelated to it? Is your poker game so bad that you have to bribe people with in-game money to get them to actually play it? You app creators suck.

Andy

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